Gameday Report.

[CardboardWitch]

Final record: 4-0-1, 1st Seed (top 8 all agreed to split, I couldn't stay to play for the mat).

R1: Bant Control: L-W-W (Thretening Smiters) - David Qing
R2: Humanimator: W-W - Lucas Vetta
R3: UWR Flash: L-W-W - New guy, Mike Sutton I think
R4: Bant w/ Master Biomancer: L-W-W - Mike Shutov
R5: Intentional draw vs Jund player I would have beat

Agree to top 8 split because I wanted to go home/gameday is boring/I had other commitments

*drops mic*

[CardboardWitch]

Also, I'm over it but dayum folks....

Final Verdict: Don't play this deck, if you do play this deck make sure you SB can switch into "Shitty Modern Burn" vs control and you should just fucking maindeck Traitorous Blood.

I will also try to understand what you all mean when you say "you can win with a ham sandwich" because that's what this was against the field I pulled.

That having been said, lolololol. Baller. That is all.

-nina

[CardboardWitch]

Also:

IsawaChuckles ‏@Isawa_Chuckles1

@CardboardWitch Our PTQ was won by a guy copying the list from your article, except he swapped Bobs for Goyfs.

(Admittedly he lives in Nebraska but it can't be any worse than fucking Atlantic Canada can it?)

-nina

[MarkEverson]

We need a trophy that gets past around the team for who ever x-0'ed at hairy t north last. Ham sandwich on a pedestal, extra points if your deck was jank

[MarkEverson]

We know Zoo list list is good, nice work on that brew

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