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Post  CardboardWitch on Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:41 pm

So basically as of right now I'm destroying you fuckers in post count. Jussayin. Also, jokes aside feel free to contribute anything you find useful to the forum so long as you follow the basic categories suggested.

Elesh Norn is a filthy triangle-headed whore.

Really.

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Post  Mike Pickfield on Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:45 pm

Da'fuq you talking about? I'm like 1 post behind you now. Also I'm worf.
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Post  Maelak on Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:50 pm

She may be a triangle headed whore, but she bins all the wurmcoils in the yard, and she's like, unburial rites, damn frites, she could teach you but she got exiled.

It's also a pain in the ass because she's going to be hated out of that room in almost exactly the time frame you said. I already had to play around 2 surgical extractions. Too bad they picked unburial rites and Elesh. Wurmcoil is what gets you there.
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Post  BADROMANCEOHOH on Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:07 pm

undying is a stupid mechanic fff pods

also elesh norn allows nubs to play different games than i am and then go :O:O:O:O when they win

mike can't win games without a flipped delver

insert nina rage at 40-5 for a month's game record.

am i done yet?
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Post  Maelak on Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:11 pm

I play big dude? It wraths your board? GG bro? G2 T3 Elesh? GG?
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Post  Mike Pickfield on Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:36 pm

Maelak wrote:I play big dude? It wraths your board? GG bro? G2 T3 Elesh? GG?

pft, what kinda mad scrubs play with creatures that aren't steel hellkite?
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Post  BADROMANCEOHOH on Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:37 pm

bad control players who tap out on turn four for bloodline keeper?

oh wait that's not you mike, nevermind.
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Post  Maelak on Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:47 pm

No, see, tapping out on turn 4 makes it so that you can race before the hellkite comes down. No one even runs kill spells anymore. They're awful cards.
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Post  Mike Pickfield on Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:52 pm

Maelak wrote:No, see, tapping out on turn 4 makes it so that you can race before the hellkite comes down. No one even runs kill spells anymore. They're awful cards.
Lets be honest steve, Danté next levelled you HARD with that play.
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Post  BADROMANCEOHOH on Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:55 pm

the way his eyes popped when i tapped my mana with both hands then slammed two shrines down was priceless.
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Post  Maelak on Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:58 pm

Did he do the shuffley thing? With his hands?
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Post  CardboardWitch on Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:23 pm

Who taps out turn 4 playing U/B Control? Y U SO BAD?

Sad
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Post  BADROMANCEOHOH on Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:25 pm

oh dante, so good at magic~~~
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Post  Maelak on Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:29 pm

Next level magic yo. You sideboard out all the control and go U/B aggro.
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Post  MonkeyPoop on Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:13 am

See look at this card here. Lady Gaga in New Phyrex... Oh that aint lady gaga? Well whoever she is shes a DEVIL WORSHIPPING BIATCH and she'll be turnin tricks for the Lord of Darkness while shes BURNING IN HELL!!!!!!!!!
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Post  Skyy on Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:50 am

Elesh Norn? I tap her ALL DAY.

With a Tumble Magnet.

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Post  Mike Pickfield on Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:50 pm

Skyy wrote:Elesh Norn? I tap her ALL DAY.

With a Tumble Magnet.


I'd slay her.

With a doomblade
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Post  CardboardWitch on Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:56 pm

Mike Pickfield wrote:
I'd slay her.

With a doomblade

This is basically only funny because you're fucking Warf.

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