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CardboardWitch Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:41 pm
So basically as of right now I'm destroying you fuckers in post count. Jussayin. Also, jokes aside feel free to contribute anything you find useful to the forum so long as you follow the basic categories suggested.
Elesh Norn is a filthy triangle-headed whore.
Really.
Elesh Norn is a filthy triangle-headed whore.
Really.
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Mike Pickfield Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:45 pm
Da'fuq you talking about? I'm like 1 post behind you now. Also I'm worf.
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Maelak Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:50 pm
She may be a triangle headed whore, but she bins all the wurmcoils in the yard, and she's like, unburial rites, damn frites, she could teach you but she got exiled.
It's also a pain in the ass because she's going to be hated out of that room in almost exactly the time frame you said. I already had to play around 2 surgical extractions. Too bad they picked unburial rites and Elesh. Wurmcoil is what gets you there.
It's also a pain in the ass because she's going to be hated out of that room in almost exactly the time frame you said. I already had to play around 2 surgical extractions. Too bad they picked unburial rites and Elesh. Wurmcoil is what gets you there.
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BADROMANCEOHOH Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:07 pm
undying is a stupid mechanic fff pods
also elesh norn allows nubs to play different games than i am and then go :O:O:O:O when they win
mike can't win games without a flipped delver
insert nina rage at 40-5 for a month's game record.
am i done yet?
also elesh norn allows nubs to play different games than i am and then go :O:O:O:O when they win
mike can't win games without a flipped delver
insert nina rage at 40-5 for a month's game record.
am i done yet?
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Maelak Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:11 pm
I play big dude? It wraths your board? GG bro? G2 T3 Elesh? GG?
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Mike Pickfield Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:36 pm
Maelak wrote:I play big dude? It wraths your board? GG bro? G2 T3 Elesh? GG?
pft, what kinda mad scrubs play with creatures that aren't steel hellkite?
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BADROMANCEOHOH Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:37 pm
bad control players who tap out on turn four for bloodline keeper?
oh wait that's not you mike, nevermind.
oh wait that's not you mike, nevermind.
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Maelak Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:47 pm
No, see, tapping out on turn 4 makes it so that you can race before the hellkite comes down. No one even runs kill spells anymore. They're awful cards.
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Mike Pickfield Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:52 pm
Lets be honest steve, Danté next levelled you HARD with that play.Maelak wrote:No, see, tapping out on turn 4 makes it so that you can race before the hellkite comes down. No one even runs kill spells anymore. They're awful cards.
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BADROMANCEOHOH Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:55 pm
the way his eyes popped when i tapped my mana with both hands then slammed two shrines down was priceless.
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CardboardWitch Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:23 pm
Who taps out turn 4 playing U/B Control? Y U SO BAD?
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Maelak Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:29 pm
Next level magic yo. You sideboard out all the control and go U/B aggro.
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Norn?
MonkeyPoop Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:13 am
See look at this card here. Lady Gaga in New Phyrex... Oh that aint lady gaga? Well whoever she is shes a DEVIL WORSHIPPING BIATCH and she'll be turnin tricks for the Lord of Darkness while shes BURNING IN HELL!!!!!!!!!
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Mike Pickfield Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:50 pm
Skyy wrote:Elesh Norn? I tap her ALL DAY.
With a Tumble Magnet.
I'd slay her.
With a doomblade
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CardboardWitch Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:56 pm
Mike Pickfield wrote:
I'd slay her.
With a doomblade
This is basically only funny because you're fucking Warf.
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